The Chronicles of Ballchomping

So God has a way of being fucking sweet. God just has a way of owning you that is just beautiful. Its like playing Halo against someone infinitely better than you, after getting your ass handed to you enough times you come to realize how fucking badass your opponent is. So basically I gave up my luck for this week. I said, I need a week where I do things without divine interference. And consequently I got my ass handed to me. In chronological order, these are the events of ass-handedness that stood out to me:

• Accomplished nothing of the many things I had planned for the weekend.
• Didn’t properly send off my girlfiend to chi-town.
• Accidentalliy ran over Sheenika’s cell phone with Joe’s car.
• Didn’t get adequate sleep, ever
• Slept through CSE 105 quiz, as a consequence of not getting adequate sleep.
• Spent Wednesday trying to do my ECE project, and so obviously broke my circuit.
• Spent Wednesay night realizing I had a Psychology paper due, not to mention ECE quiz.
• Finished psyc paper at 8:00 am, and studied for my ECE quiz for half an hour.
• Consequently passed out at 8:30, only to come to at 11:30 AFTER the ECE quiz and just in time to turn in the psyc paper.
• Continued working on ECE circuit, and burned myself with a 700 degree soldering iron. That was at 3:00 pm. It STILL burns.
• And it turns out, after destroying my IC, it wasnt the IC afterall…its some unknown cause that we can only assume is God playing tricks on my hundreds digit.
• And the week is not yet over…

Moral of the story: Get enough sleep. Dont sleep through two quizzes in one week. Try not to burn yourself excessively.

Also, be careful about asking for your luck to dissappear, because it will.
I wait until she she returns from the darkside. I wait now for my luck, and the grace of God.And while the darkside looms overhead, I plan to be on my toes.
Title inspired by Massive Attack - Angel

You are my angel
Come from way above
To bring me love

Her eyes
She’s on the dark side
Neutralize
Every man in sight

To love you, love you, love you …

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